It's Stories Like These That Make Me NOT Want a Personal Twitter Account

Everyone is so damn sensitive! The Secret Service is apologizing for an anti-Fox News tweet that was made on their site "Had to monitor Fox for a story. Can't. Deal. With. The. Blathering," after Fox read the tweet, it was quickly removed.
People get sued, pissed and sad over tweets people are making daily. If I need to rant I'm just gonna pick up the phone and call my Mom (lol). No @christina for me thanks!

So much for the swear jar or washing your kids mouth out with soap. Go the F*** to Sleep snagged the No. 1 spot on Amazon's best-seller list this week (almost a month before it hits bookshelves). I think the title alone sends more fear to kids then going to bed without dessert! Just don't let your kids read it - it's for parents ONLY!

Playing Doctor Is Now Sexual Assault!

Everyone played doctor when they were a little kids, but you can't anymore though. It's now considered SEXUAL ASSAULT! In Wisconsin, authorities have accused a 6-year-old boy of first-degree sexual assault of a child for allegedly playing "doctor" with a 5-year-old girl. The case, which is plowing new legal ground in Wisconsin, calls into question when a child's act can be considered criminal (particularly when it involves behavior some experts say isn't normal for children that age). Under state law the boy is too young to be charged, so if a judge finds the boy committed a delinquent act, the court can order that him and his family to receive counseling or other treatment.... who knew a real life game of operation could get you legally grounded!

Talk about multi- tasking. A hero in Florida yesterday saved a man’s life … then promptly hopped back on her bike and finished the triathlon she was competing in. Teresa McCoy, a 37-year-old nurse, saw a man on the ground during their triathlon, McCoy stopped and checked for a pulse. "I didn't feel one at all," she tells the St. Petersburg Times. "He wasn't looking good." She started CPR and asked for a defibrillator. "As soon as we shocked him, he came to," she says. As he was being loaded into the ambulance, McCoy resumed the race, and was happy to learn after finishing that the man survived and is expected to recover.