...well apparently get pregnant while I was on vacation. Like the world really needs that offspring. Good thing we got to make a joke out of it on today's show. You guys all made some very funny headlines for this breaking "news" story. Here were some of my favorites: Nancy Fougere18 years 18 years got one of your kids got you for 18 years . Trina YoungRapper forgets his wrapper and trapped her... Patrick CrosbyIt looks like Kim let him finish first... Mark StevensKim gives birth , Kanye grabs baby and says to doctor " this should have been Beyonce's"