Rolling Stone put Miley at #1 for worst cover ever!

It is a garbage bin, does it matter who puts their poop in it?

NEW FOSTER THE PEOPLE VIDEO - HELENA BEAT

The Lost Boys meets Children of the Corn much?

Something borrowed, Somthing blue, Something arrested?

Most brides pose for pictures between their wedding ceremony and reception ... but not like this. A Michigan woman’s day of wedded bliss was interrupted by a brief stint in the county jail, after police got a tip that the bride would be traveling back to the state for her wedding; they arrested her on a 2009 felony identity theft warrant on Saturday.

REALLY?

A Utah man spent 16 hours holding a woman hostage in a motel room over the weekend and made at least a dozen new Facebook friends at the same time. How? By updating his status of course!

PUPPETS GET YOU GOING TOO, RIGHT?

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS???

Ever wondered just how far you can take the whole "all-you-can-eat" thing? Seven teenage boys found out after  the $5 all-you-can-eat pancake deal at a Denny's in California, and didn't stop for 24 hours!

The boys ate 301 pancakes during the marathon binge. That's an average of 43 pancakes and more than 14,000 calories each.
At one point, restaurant employees ran out of pancake batter and had to run out to get more. 

Apparently they're creating a new category for the Guinness Book of World Records for the pancake-athon.

It's Stories Like These That Make Me NOT Want a Personal Twitter Account

Everyone is so damn sensitive! The Secret Service is apologizing for an anti-Fox News tweet that was made on their site "Had to monitor Fox for a story. Can't. Deal. With. The. Blathering," after Fox read the tweet, it was quickly removed.
People get sued, pissed and sad over tweets people are making daily. If I need to rant I'm just gonna pick up the phone and call my Mom (lol). No @christina for me thanks!

So much for the swear jar or washing your kids mouth out with soap. Go the F*** to Sleep snagged the No. 1 spot on Amazon's best-seller list this week (almost a month before it hits bookshelves). I think the title alone sends more fear to kids then going to bed without dessert! Just don't let your kids read it - it's for parents ONLY!

Playing Doctor Is Now Sexual Assault!

Everyone played doctor when they were a little kids, but you can't anymore though. It's now considered SEXUAL ASSAULT! In Wisconsin, authorities have accused a 6-year-old boy of first-degree sexual assault of a child for allegedly playing "doctor" with a 5-year-old girl. The case, which is plowing new legal ground in Wisconsin, calls into question when a child's act can be considered criminal (particularly when it involves behavior some experts say isn't normal for children that age). Under state law the boy is too young to be charged, so if a judge finds the boy committed a delinquent act, the court can order that him and his family to receive counseling or other treatment.... who knew a real life game of operation could get you legally grounded!

Talk about multi- tasking. A hero in Florida yesterday saved a man’s life … then promptly hopped back on her bike and finished the triathlon she was competing in. Teresa McCoy, a 37-year-old nurse, saw a man on the ground during their triathlon, McCoy stopped and checked for a pulse. "I didn't feel one at all," she tells the St. Petersburg Times. "He wasn't looking good." She started CPR and asked for a defibrillator. "As soon as we shocked him, he came to," she says. As he was being loaded into the ambulance, McCoy resumed the race, and was happy to learn after finishing that the man survived and is expected to recover.

 

Thats a bad divorce!A feuding New York City couple had to build  a wall through their house, before a judge would finally grant them a divorce.  A judge had ordered Simon and Chana Taub to build the wall in their brownstone, because both refused to move. At the time, New York state didn't allow the speedy dissolution of a marriage without proof that one spouse was at fault, and neither of the Taubs would admit to fault.  The couple filed for divorce in 2005, but a jury rejected it.  On Wednesday, the judge also ordered the Taubs to sell their brownstone and two other homes and divide the proceeds.

REDLIGHT KING - OLD MAN

IT'S REALLY BEEN GROWING ON ME, AND I THINK YOU GUYS TOO WITH ALL THE LATE LUNCH REQUESTS!

It was on this day in 1994 when Kurt Cobain (Nirvana) "killed himself" with a shotgun.  He was found three days later.

You Really Can Find A Message In A Bottle

http://www.newser.com/story/115305/boy-finds-24-year-old-message-in-a-bottle.html

Shatner The Metalhead?

William Shatner is a metalhead? The Golden Gods Awards think so. They honor the best in metal, and are giving Shatner the Honorary Headbanger Award. They say it's for making a name outside the metal world but embodying its spirit. Or, it could be because Shatner will put out an album later this year that features collaborations with Ritchie Blackmore, Ian Paice of Deep Purple, Mike Inez of Alice In Chains and Zakk Wylde. 

The Golden Gods Awards will be held April 20 in Los Angeles.

CHECK MATE via Text?

Three leading French chess players have been suspended in a cheating scandal that has rocked the  world of international chess. They cheated last fall at a tournament in Siberia. 

Here's how it went down, one player allegedly used chess software to find the best moves, and texted his findings, disguised as a phone number, to the team captain. The captain then communicated the move to the player by switching to one of dozens of tables in the competition hall.
The alleged plot was uncovered after a chess federation official, who had loaned her cell phone to one of the players, discovered a text saying "Hurry up and send the moves." She checked the records to find that more than 100 coded messages had been sent.

After all the trouble I think I'll stick to Tic Tac Toe!

I DON'T WANT TO GET THIS SONG OUT OF MY HEAD, IT'S STUCK AND I HOPE IT STAYS THERE FOR A WHILE.. LOVE IT!!!! GET INTO IT!!

Well how else would you show up to your DWI court hearing?

I can't stop listening to it on my iPod. Every morning on my walk to work. Enjoy having it stuck in your head for the week now :)

HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY

I HOPE YOU HAVE A SAFE AND ENJOYABLE ST. PATTY'S DAY...AND IF YOU WERE THINKING ABOUT EATING LIKE THE IRISH, YOU MAY BE MISTAKEN ON THE CLASSIC IRISH DISH http://www.newser.com/story/114354/st-patricks-day-to-eat-like-the-saint-have-some-gruel-seaweed.html

We all get them, songs you get stuck in your head and you just can't get them out. Each Friday I'm going to update you with that tune I just can't stop singing in the shower. This week "The Pretty Reckless - Miss Nothing", ENJOY :)

Original Bassist for Alice In Chains found dead

Former Alice in Chains bassist Mike Starr has been found dead in a Salt Lake City home, details haven't been released. Starr was the original bassist for Alice in Chains. He left the group in 1993. Josephson says Salt Lake City police arrested Starr last month on suspicion of possession of medications without a required prescription. Starr appeared on the third season of VH1's “Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew” in 2009.